Thursday, December 29, 2005
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Now why is this here? Why couldn't somebody figure out where to put this toilet and the branches from the tree as well? Or did the toilet escape from someone's house, run through the alley, get tired, stop to catch its breath, and get surrounded by the branches? Looks like one branch hit the toilet on the "head" and the toilet is reeling!! Sucker punched I'll bet!! And the other branches did a move job on it!!
Stop alley violence!!! Save a toilet today by taking it to the dump before it gets attacked by a tree!!!
Now here is a couch that is waiting for someone, and if you don't get down here, it will probably catch the next MTA bus that comes along. This couch, low mileage and a great warranty, can be yours!! Easy credit terms!! We're crazy!! Come down and talk us out of the couch!! We'll make a deal!! Come down now!!! Hurry!! The bus is coming!! You don't want to see this couch get on the bus before you get down here!!
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Hoo boy!! Lookee at all this stuff we got for you!!! We have spared no expense to find you the very best and highest quality of items to put into your very fine house!! We know you have the most discerning taste, and so we bring you the best of the best this time!!! Don't know how we will be able to top ourselves!! Look at all of this great furniture!! A couch!! A mattress! A box spring! A tire!!! And, a love seat!!! Wheeee!!!
Come on down!!! We'll be waiting for YOU!!!
Monday, December 26, 2005
As you can see, there is so much good stuff here, that the car owner gave his permission to use the trunk as pedestal for some of it!!! Looks like ther's a couple of couches, and a great looking bookcase with doors, plus, possibly, a loveseat hiding in the back!!! How can you resist? Resistance is futile!! You will assimlate the items here into your house, and enjoy them!!! The car is not included.
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Wow!! We just got this shipment in and its a big one!!! Just look at all you have to chose from!!! Great colors and sizes to match anyone's taste and lifstyle! You have to see it in person to believe it!! Come on down to the third alley east of Normandie Avenue and you won't believe your eyes!! As you can see we also have a door, and a couch, and some other sundry items that will look nice in your house!! Bring your check
book, but cash is prefered, and a big U-Haul to take it all away!!
Friday, December 23, 2005
Folks, we know we missed yesterday, but we have been out finding the best and highest quality items for you!! Think of the beautiful stack in front of you now as
a gigantic Harry and David Gift basket!! Ready to give as a huge gift for someone you love!! And shipping is free!! As long as you bring your own truck(s) to take it away!! There is so much in this pile, we can't even begin to describe it all and do it justice!! Keep us in mind for your last minute Christmas/Chanaka/Kwansa/Whateveryoucelebrate shopping and gift giving binges!!
Merry Christmas to all!! And to all, a good DiscardLA!!!
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Well, here is a great little toy for the kiddies! Don't know what it is... but it looks like fun!!! They'll play with it for hours on end!!! And don't worry, they'll figure out what it is!!! Great prices!! Visit our showrooms, located all over Los Angeles!!!
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Monday, December 12, 2005
Here's something you just can't resist!!! Soon to be a major motion picture by Scream works!!! The Little Bear That Waited On the Curb Near The Alley. A large movie coming soon to a theater near you!!!! Be the first to buy the Bear from the movie!!! Then go see the movie!!! Buy more bears!!! This bear needs your love and affection!!! He Wuvv Youuuu!!!! Look at the neat red ribbon!!! He is so lonely!!! And Cute!!! And loveable!!! Wouldn't he look great in your living room on the couch you bought from us last week?? We told you we could furnish your house!!! This bear won't be here forever!!! Come on down!!!
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Well now folks, I know you need a this beautiful child's crib! Look at it!! Brilliant brown!! Like new!!! Ready to assemble!!! Incredible shine!!! Plus a small shelving unit!! How can you go wrong??? The box with its back to you is not a coffin, in fact, we're not sure how it started life, but we'll throw it in with the crib!!! You'll find find a use for it somewhere in your house!!! Come on down!!!
Saturday, December 10, 2005
You know, sometimes you see something that just screams out at you, "take Me Away!!!"
The two doors are not included, but perhaps we can make an arrangement!! Also, the security bars must stay with the building. How can you pass this up??!!! Get on down here!! You can fit this one in the back of your bloated SUV, easy!!! And we have such easy terms!! Bring a truck, take it away!!! Open an account with us, and we will tell you when new stock comes in!!
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Look at this stuff!! Just look at it!!! You want it!! We got it!! Just look for the sign!! The couch alone would be the greatest thing to hit your living room since you bought a Zenith!! the sign, alas, is not part of the deal. BUt we can make one for you to take away to your house!!! It would look great in your living room once you have this furniture to go with it!!!! Come on down!!!
Hoo Boy!! Why aren't you down here buying this set!!! Third alley along, secnd dumpster on the left!! This set belongs in your house!! We are holding back the crowds and saving this set just for YOU!!! Its got your name on it!! Get on down her with your great big Dodge pick up truck and take it away!!! Great color!! Good size!! Two pieces!! Couch big enough to do what ever comes to mind!! Love seat big enough to.....well, use your imagination!!! Won't last long at this price!!
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Now this couch is a great deal!!! We can let it go for a good price!! Low slung!!! Wonderful color!! And you can try it out for a test run!! Excellent balance on the arm for a beer can!! Add some chips and its the perfect place to watch the footbal game!!
Sorry, Jets lose.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Now folks, how can you ignore this??? THis couch was only sat on by a little old lady from Pasadena. Very low milage. And we can give you parts and a 2000 mile warranty!!!
Our mechanics are certified, and have their own tools! Bring cash!! Bring checks!! Credit cards!!! We take anything!!! Don't forget, we have cushions!!!
Monday, December 05, 2005
Here is another set of chairs that are the most comfortable chairs in the world!!! Look at them!!! Picture them in your house!!! Around your fine dining room table!! You don't have a dining room table? I'lll bet I know where you can get one!!!(Graffitti not included)
We just got these chairs!! You gotta see them in person to believe the fine workmanship!! Low milage! Easy terms!! Bring a small truck to take them away!! We have cushions! Remember last weeks' posts? Those cushions will fit these chairs like a glove!! THis is basically a dining room set, with one substitution, a low chair for the tall teenager in the family!! And it swivels!! Graffitti not included.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Well, I tried to upload some more pics tonight, but something is not working right, probably on my computer, so I'll try again tomorrow. I snapped about a hundred pictures Saturday, so there are many new items coming to our showroom! Stay tuned for more bargains and outrageous piles of, piles of,...STUFFF!!!!
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Here is a great low slung cabinet, good looking in any room! Great for stereoes, small TV sets, and/or magazines! Great deal for a couple just starting out in a new apartment!! Bring something bigger than a Toyota to take it home!!! No credit? No problem!!! No interest for 30 days!! You take it away, we're not interested in it anymore!!!
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Now I know this view is looking north on Broad Street, because that white building is the Philadelphia Inquirer, the only newspaper in town. I must have taken this picture form Five Penn Center, at 16th and Market Streets. I used to work in that building, 35th floor I think. Summer job for Colonial Penn Life Insurance.